If You Knew Susie
Joseph Meyer & B G De Sylvia
1925
Intro
I have got a sweetie known as Susie
In the words of Shakespeare she's a "wow"
Though all of you
May know her too
I'd like to shout right now.

If you knew Susie like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh! what a girl!
There's none so classy as this fair lassie
Oh! Oh! Holy Moses! what a chassis!
We went riding
She did't balk
Back from Youkers
I'm the one that had to walk!
If you knew Susie like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! what a girl.

Susie has a perfect reputation;
No one ever saw her on a spred
Nobody knows where Susie goes,
Nobody knows, but me.

If you knew Susie like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh! what a girl!
There's none so classy as this fair lassie
Oh! Oh! Holy Moses! what a chassis!
We went riding
She did't balk
Back from Youkers
I'm the one that had to walk!
If you knew Susie like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! what a girl.