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You do not believe there is a God,
but are darn sure of the infallibility of the Pope
You believe to forgive is divine, but your don't exercise it yourself
You won't eat meat on Friday, but will drink Jameson for breakfast
You consider any Irishman who achieves success to be a traitor
You see things, not as they are, but the way they never will be
You have great respect for the truth, and use it in emergencies
You believe in civil rights, but not in your neighborhood
The further you get from Ireland, the more Irish you get
You are against abortion, but in favor of hangings
You scorn money, but worship those who have it
You cry at sad movies, but cheer in battle
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