Someone Said....
Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby.
They don't know that once you're a mother, there is no such thing as normal.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct.
They never took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring.
They never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will turn out "good".
They think a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices.
They never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ballthrough the neighbor's kitchen
window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
They never helped a fourth grader with his math.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first.
They don't have more than one child.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books
They never had a child stuff beans up his nose.
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back.
They never organized seven giggling Girl Scouts to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.
They don't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home.
They never had grandchildren.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.
They never watched their "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.
This person has never been a mother!
Hey Mom,
Even with all the trials and tribulations
of being a Mom, you still loved me!
Thanks!!!
Rest in Peace, you deserve it.
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