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Notes about this site


Jack-o-lanterns with eyes bright
Candies for kids delight
Is it Halloween yet?
Not quite!

Some spiders for you
Every year it's new
Here comes a ghost.....
Boo to you too.
N Leonore Tate ©1999

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?


How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?


What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?



Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?


What kind of coffee does Dracula drink?


Why did the game warden give the ghost a ticket?


Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?      


How do monsters tell their future?


What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?


What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?


What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?


Who was the most famous skeleton detective?


How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?


Why are vampires like false teeth?


What do you call a witch's garage?


Where do baby ghosts go during the day?


And now for the bad news

It was with great sadness that I read in the paper that there was a great loss to the entertainment field. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died today.

What was really horrible is that they had a very difficult time keeping him in the casket. They'd put his left leg in, he'd put his left leg out,....they'd put his left arm in, he'd put his left arm out,
...and...well, you know the rest.




What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it is all about!!

To write to the TinChicken
Click on the chick
Take out the words, "NoSpam"



Read the small print



Read the small print