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Blond jokes, Polish jokes, Italian jokes.
They are all around.
They are terribly funny, but it isn't very nice.
When I was a child we told Moron jokes.

A moron walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The moron looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. He returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. A woman walks up behind the moron and watches his antics for a few minutes before stopping and and asking if someone else could have a go. The moron spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning."

Two morons were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The one with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch his breath, and the other said, anxiously, "Hurry up!
It's starting to rain and the top is down."

Hear about the moron that got an AM radio?
It took him a month to realize he could play it at night.

What happened to the moron ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.

Why do morons like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.

Why did the moron climb the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

Two morons were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first moron said "These look like deer tracks,"
and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued, and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

Why did the moron stare at frozen orange juice?
Because it said 'concentrate.

How do you make a moron laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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