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Did you ever think that getting well,
just might be a matter of luck?
"Doctor, I have an earache........."
500 B.C. "Here, chew this root."
300 A.D. "That root is heathen. Say this prayer".
1750 A.D. "That prayer is superstition. Drink this potion".
1900 A.D. "That potion is snake oil. Swallow this pill".
1945 A.D. "That pill is ineffective. Take this antibiotic".
2000 A.D. "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, chew this root".
Medication for today.
St. Mom's Wort
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to six hours.
EmptyNestrogen
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the
memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait
till they moved out.
Peptobimbo
Liquid silicone for single women.
Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size,
decreases intelligence, and improves flirting. Works no matter what hair color you have.
Dumerol
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause
dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment
of rap music.
Antiboyotics
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving
grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.
Buyagra
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and
duration of spending spree.
Extra Strength Buy-One-all
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so
severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book
by Dr. Laura.
JackAsspirin
Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary or phone number.
Anti-talksident
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too Eager to
share their life stories with total strangers.
Sexcedrin
More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a
headache," syndrome.
Ragamet
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging
on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it
herself.
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