Best seen with Notes about this site FROM THE OL' MAILBAG I was just wondering: Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is it true that cannibals won't eat a clown because they taste funny? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is there another word for synonym? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Isn't it scary that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
FROM THE OL' MAILBAG I was just wondering: Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is it true that cannibals won't eat a clown because they taste funny? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is there another word for synonym? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Isn't it scary that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
I was just wondering: Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is it true that cannibals won't eat a clown because they taste funny? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is there another word for synonym? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Isn't it scary that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is it true that cannibals won't eat a clown because they taste funny? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is there another word for synonym? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Isn't it scary that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is it true that cannibals won't eat a clown because they taste funny? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is there another word for synonym? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Isn't it scary that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is it true that cannibals won't eat a clown because they taste funny? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is there another word for synonym? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Isn't it scary that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is it true that cannibals won't eat a clown because they taste funny? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is there another word for synonym? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Isn't it scary that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is it true that cannibals won't eat a clown because they taste funny? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is there another word for synonym? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Isn't it scary that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is it true that cannibals won't eat a clown because they taste funny? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is there another word for synonym? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Isn't it scary that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
Is it true that cannibals won't eat a clown because they taste funny? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is there another word for synonym? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Isn't it scary that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Is there another word for synonym? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Isn't it scary that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
Is there another word for synonym? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Isn't it scary that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
Isn't it scary that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice" ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
Would a wingless fly be called a walk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes. ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? ~~~~~ >> @@@ << ~~~~~ Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
Thanx to everyone who sent me these one-liners back to Revenge onward Up, Up and Away To write to the TinChicken Click on the chick Take out the words, NoSpam
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