Best seen with Notes about this site MADAM PRESIDENT Dedicated to Elizabeth Hanford Dole When a woman becomes President of the United States, There will be a few new rules: 1. Everyone would say "Please and Thank You" 2. There would be no excuses for not cleaning up your language. 3. There would be no guns allowed in Day Care or Schools 4. The only drugs allowed would have to be approved by the Department of Mommies. 5. All television programs, movies, videos, songs, computer games, and internet sites and video games will have to pass the "Mommy Approval Board". 6. There would be music everywhere and everyone will read a story to a child every night.
MADAM PRESIDENT Dedicated to Elizabeth Hanford Dole When a woman becomes President of the United States, There will be a few new rules: 1. Everyone would say "Please and Thank You" 2. There would be no excuses for not cleaning up your language. 3. There would be no guns allowed in Day Care or Schools 4. The only drugs allowed would have to be approved by the Department of Mommies. 5. All television programs, movies, videos, songs, computer games, and internet sites and video games will have to pass the "Mommy Approval Board". 6. There would be music everywhere and everyone will read a story to a child every night.
When a woman becomes President of the United States, There will be a few new rules: 1. Everyone would say "Please and Thank You" 2. There would be no excuses for not cleaning up your language. 3. There would be no guns allowed in Day Care or Schools 4. The only drugs allowed would have to be approved by the Department of Mommies. 5. All television programs, movies, videos, songs, computer games, and internet sites and video games will have to pass the "Mommy Approval Board". 6. There would be music everywhere and everyone will read a story to a child every night.
1. Everyone would say "Please and Thank You" 2. There would be no excuses for not cleaning up your language. 3. There would be no guns allowed in Day Care or Schools 4. The only drugs allowed would have to be approved by the Department of Mommies. 5. All television programs, movies, videos, songs, computer games, and internet sites and video games will have to pass the "Mommy Approval Board". 6. There would be music everywhere and everyone will read a story to a child every night.
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You will hear things like: Department of Education "What did you learn in school today." "There will be NO TV till your homework is done." "Sorry, no phone either". "If you spent half the time doing your homework that you spend making up excuses, you'd be an "A" student". "You can do anything you put your mind to." "Be happy these are the best years of your life." Department of Agriculture "Eat your vegetables." "C'mon, try it--you just might like it." "Eat it--it's good for you" "Do you realize there are children starving all over the world?" "Stop playing with your food" "Stop blowing bubbles in your milk" "If you don't eat your dinner, you won't get any dessert" "Join the 'Clean Plate Club'" Department of Health "Chicken soup will cure anything". "Let me see your hands. Go wash them again" "And use soap!" "I could plant flowers in the dirt in your ears." "Put on your sweater." "Wear a hat when you go outside. You lose 90% of your body heat through your head." "Don't forget your boots." "You have nothing to worry about--except for those permanent wrinkles on your forehead you'll have if you keep frowning." "Cross your eyes and they will stay that way." "Don't stick out your tongue, you'll trip over it." "Just direct you feet to the sunny side of the street." "Remember to put on a happy face." The General Accounting Office "Waste not, want not." "Everything in moderation" "Close the front door, we can't heat the whole world." "Does anyone know how to turn out the lights." "Do you think we are made out of money?" "A penny saved is a penny earned." "The best things in life are free--if you're a bird." "Were you born in a barn." "Share and share alike." The Justice Department "You know I have ways to make you talk. "OK, if no one confesses, I'll punish all of you." "The dog did NOT do it." "I'll leave no stone unturned in my search for truth." "OK, who ate all the brownies?" Department of the Enviornment "What a mess. "It should be declared a federal disaster area." "I think I will hang a sign, Condemned by the Justice Department." "I am embarrassed to let anyone see this country." "Don't just sit there, start cleaning." Dealing with Congress "You can't fool me, I'm your President." "Act you age, not your shoe size." "Sorry, that doesn't cut the mustard with me. "This is where I draw the line. "Just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't make it right." "Get down off your high horse." "Don't bite the hand that pays your allowance." "You should know better than that". "When your President talks, you listen!" "Don't you dare talk to your President that way!" "Don't shout, I'm not deaf." "Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to you." "I'm your President, that's why." "If you know what's good for you, you'll do what I say." "If you don't like it, you can go to your room." "I've made my decision and you're going to live with it." "No ifs, ands, or buts." "You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something." "I wasn't born yesterday." "What goes around, comes around." "Someday your chickens will come home to roost." "I have a sixth sense--call it intuition, or call it ESP." "Something's wrong, it's to quiet in the kitchen. "What is it about "NO" that you don't understand? "A clear conscience is a soft pillow." "Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being." "Always tell the truth and you'll never have to worry about your memory." "Actions speak louder than words." "Don't do anything you'll regret later." "The ends don't justify the means." "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "If you lie down with dogs, you'll rise up with fleas." "Remember, God is watching everything you do." "And He will tell Santa." View on the job of being President "Being President is a rotten job, but someone has to do it." "A President's work is never done." "I can't get any peace and quiet around here." "Hush, I'm on the telephone." "I don't even have time to go to the bathroom." "All day I make decisions, and this is the thanks I get." A few things would change All toilet seats would be nailed down. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made. Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit". Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks. So what makes women better at being President? Women have strengths that will amaze you. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. Women have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good causes. They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the right schools and for getting their family the right health care. They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for things that make for a better life. They don't take *no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. A woman's touch can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
"What did you learn in school today." "There will be NO TV till your homework is done." "Sorry, no phone either". "If you spent half the time doing your homework that you spend making up excuses, you'd be an "A" student". "You can do anything you put your mind to." "Be happy these are the best years of your life." Department of Agriculture "Eat your vegetables." "C'mon, try it--you just might like it." "Eat it--it's good for you" "Do you realize there are children starving all over the world?" "Stop playing with your food" "Stop blowing bubbles in your milk" "If you don't eat your dinner, you won't get any dessert" "Join the 'Clean Plate Club'" Department of Health "Chicken soup will cure anything". "Let me see your hands. Go wash them again" "And use soap!" "I could plant flowers in the dirt in your ears." "Put on your sweater." "Wear a hat when you go outside. You lose 90% of your body heat through your head." "Don't forget your boots." "You have nothing to worry about--except for those permanent wrinkles on your forehead you'll have if you keep frowning." "Cross your eyes and they will stay that way." "Don't stick out your tongue, you'll trip over it." "Just direct you feet to the sunny side of the street." "Remember to put on a happy face." The General Accounting Office "Waste not, want not." "Everything in moderation" "Close the front door, we can't heat the whole world." "Does anyone know how to turn out the lights." "Do you think we are made out of money?" "A penny saved is a penny earned." "The best things in life are free--if you're a bird." "Were you born in a barn." "Share and share alike." The Justice Department "You know I have ways to make you talk. "OK, if no one confesses, I'll punish all of you." "The dog did NOT do it." "I'll leave no stone unturned in my search for truth." "OK, who ate all the brownies?" Department of the Enviornment "What a mess. "It should be declared a federal disaster area." "I think I will hang a sign, Condemned by the Justice Department." "I am embarrassed to let anyone see this country." "Don't just sit there, start cleaning." Dealing with Congress "You can't fool me, I'm your President." "Act you age, not your shoe size." "Sorry, that doesn't cut the mustard with me. "This is where I draw the line. "Just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't make it right." "Get down off your high horse." "Don't bite the hand that pays your allowance." "You should know better than that". "When your President talks, you listen!" "Don't you dare talk to your President that way!" "Don't shout, I'm not deaf." "Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to you." "I'm your President, that's why." "If you know what's good for you, you'll do what I say." "If you don't like it, you can go to your room." "I've made my decision and you're going to live with it." "No ifs, ands, or buts." "You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something." "I wasn't born yesterday." "What goes around, comes around." "Someday your chickens will come home to roost." "I have a sixth sense--call it intuition, or call it ESP." "Something's wrong, it's to quiet in the kitchen. "What is it about "NO" that you don't understand? "A clear conscience is a soft pillow." "Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being." "Always tell the truth and you'll never have to worry about your memory." "Actions speak louder than words." "Don't do anything you'll regret later." "The ends don't justify the means." "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "If you lie down with dogs, you'll rise up with fleas." "Remember, God is watching everything you do." "And He will tell Santa." View on the job of being President "Being President is a rotten job, but someone has to do it." "A President's work is never done." "I can't get any peace and quiet around here." "Hush, I'm on the telephone." "I don't even have time to go to the bathroom." "All day I make decisions, and this is the thanks I get." A few things would change All toilet seats would be nailed down. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made. Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit". Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks. So what makes women better at being President? Women have strengths that will amaze you. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. Women have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good causes. They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the right schools and for getting their family the right health care. They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for things that make for a better life. They don't take *no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. A woman's touch can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
"Eat your vegetables." "C'mon, try it--you just might like it." "Eat it--it's good for you" "Do you realize there are children starving all over the world?" "Stop playing with your food" "Stop blowing bubbles in your milk" "If you don't eat your dinner, you won't get any dessert" "Join the 'Clean Plate Club'" Department of Health "Chicken soup will cure anything". "Let me see your hands. Go wash them again" "And use soap!" "I could plant flowers in the dirt in your ears." "Put on your sweater." "Wear a hat when you go outside. You lose 90% of your body heat through your head." "Don't forget your boots." "You have nothing to worry about--except for those permanent wrinkles on your forehead you'll have if you keep frowning." "Cross your eyes and they will stay that way." "Don't stick out your tongue, you'll trip over it." "Just direct you feet to the sunny side of the street." "Remember to put on a happy face." The General Accounting Office "Waste not, want not." "Everything in moderation" "Close the front door, we can't heat the whole world." "Does anyone know how to turn out the lights." "Do you think we are made out of money?" "A penny saved is a penny earned." "The best things in life are free--if you're a bird." "Were you born in a barn." "Share and share alike." The Justice Department "You know I have ways to make you talk. "OK, if no one confesses, I'll punish all of you." "The dog did NOT do it." "I'll leave no stone unturned in my search for truth." "OK, who ate all the brownies?" Department of the Enviornment "What a mess. "It should be declared a federal disaster area." "I think I will hang a sign, Condemned by the Justice Department." "I am embarrassed to let anyone see this country." "Don't just sit there, start cleaning." Dealing with Congress "You can't fool me, I'm your President." "Act you age, not your shoe size." "Sorry, that doesn't cut the mustard with me. "This is where I draw the line. "Just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't make it right." "Get down off your high horse." "Don't bite the hand that pays your allowance." "You should know better than that". "When your President talks, you listen!" "Don't you dare talk to your President that way!" "Don't shout, I'm not deaf." "Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to you." "I'm your President, that's why." "If you know what's good for you, you'll do what I say." "If you don't like it, you can go to your room." "I've made my decision and you're going to live with it." "No ifs, ands, or buts." "You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something." "I wasn't born yesterday." "What goes around, comes around." "Someday your chickens will come home to roost." "I have a sixth sense--call it intuition, or call it ESP." "Something's wrong, it's to quiet in the kitchen. "What is it about "NO" that you don't understand? "A clear conscience is a soft pillow." "Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being." "Always tell the truth and you'll never have to worry about your memory." "Actions speak louder than words." "Don't do anything you'll regret later." "The ends don't justify the means." "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "If you lie down with dogs, you'll rise up with fleas." "Remember, God is watching everything you do." "And He will tell Santa." View on the job of being President "Being President is a rotten job, but someone has to do it." "A President's work is never done." "I can't get any peace and quiet around here." "Hush, I'm on the telephone." "I don't even have time to go to the bathroom." "All day I make decisions, and this is the thanks I get." A few things would change All toilet seats would be nailed down. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made. Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit". Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks. So what makes women better at being President? Women have strengths that will amaze you. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. Women have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good causes. They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the right schools and for getting their family the right health care. They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for things that make for a better life. They don't take *no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. A woman's touch can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
"Chicken soup will cure anything". "Let me see your hands. Go wash them again" "And use soap!" "I could plant flowers in the dirt in your ears." "Put on your sweater." "Wear a hat when you go outside. You lose 90% of your body heat through your head." "Don't forget your boots." "You have nothing to worry about--except for those permanent wrinkles on your forehead you'll have if you keep frowning." "Cross your eyes and they will stay that way." "Don't stick out your tongue, you'll trip over it." "Just direct you feet to the sunny side of the street." "Remember to put on a happy face." The General Accounting Office "Waste not, want not." "Everything in moderation" "Close the front door, we can't heat the whole world." "Does anyone know how to turn out the lights." "Do you think we are made out of money?" "A penny saved is a penny earned." "The best things in life are free--if you're a bird." "Were you born in a barn." "Share and share alike." The Justice Department "You know I have ways to make you talk. "OK, if no one confesses, I'll punish all of you." "The dog did NOT do it." "I'll leave no stone unturned in my search for truth." "OK, who ate all the brownies?" Department of the Enviornment "What a mess. "It should be declared a federal disaster area." "I think I will hang a sign, Condemned by the Justice Department." "I am embarrassed to let anyone see this country." "Don't just sit there, start cleaning." Dealing with Congress "You can't fool me, I'm your President." "Act you age, not your shoe size." "Sorry, that doesn't cut the mustard with me. "This is where I draw the line. "Just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't make it right." "Get down off your high horse." "Don't bite the hand that pays your allowance." "You should know better than that". "When your President talks, you listen!" "Don't you dare talk to your President that way!" "Don't shout, I'm not deaf." "Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to you." "I'm your President, that's why." "If you know what's good for you, you'll do what I say." "If you don't like it, you can go to your room." "I've made my decision and you're going to live with it." "No ifs, ands, or buts." "You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something." "I wasn't born yesterday." "What goes around, comes around." "Someday your chickens will come home to roost." "I have a sixth sense--call it intuition, or call it ESP." "Something's wrong, it's to quiet in the kitchen. "What is it about "NO" that you don't understand? "A clear conscience is a soft pillow." "Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being." "Always tell the truth and you'll never have to worry about your memory." "Actions speak louder than words." "Don't do anything you'll regret later." "The ends don't justify the means." "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "If you lie down with dogs, you'll rise up with fleas." "Remember, God is watching everything you do." "And He will tell Santa." View on the job of being President "Being President is a rotten job, but someone has to do it." "A President's work is never done." "I can't get any peace and quiet around here." "Hush, I'm on the telephone." "I don't even have time to go to the bathroom." "All day I make decisions, and this is the thanks I get." A few things would change All toilet seats would be nailed down. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made. Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit". Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks. So what makes women better at being President? Women have strengths that will amaze you. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. Women have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good causes. They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the right schools and for getting their family the right health care. They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for things that make for a better life. They don't take *no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. A woman's touch can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
"Waste not, want not." "Everything in moderation" "Close the front door, we can't heat the whole world." "Does anyone know how to turn out the lights." "Do you think we are made out of money?" "A penny saved is a penny earned." "The best things in life are free--if you're a bird." "Were you born in a barn." "Share and share alike." The Justice Department "You know I have ways to make you talk. "OK, if no one confesses, I'll punish all of you." "The dog did NOT do it." "I'll leave no stone unturned in my search for truth." "OK, who ate all the brownies?" Department of the Enviornment "What a mess. "It should be declared a federal disaster area." "I think I will hang a sign, Condemned by the Justice Department." "I am embarrassed to let anyone see this country." "Don't just sit there, start cleaning." Dealing with Congress "You can't fool me, I'm your President." "Act you age, not your shoe size." "Sorry, that doesn't cut the mustard with me. "This is where I draw the line. "Just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't make it right." "Get down off your high horse." "Don't bite the hand that pays your allowance." "You should know better than that". "When your President talks, you listen!" "Don't you dare talk to your President that way!" "Don't shout, I'm not deaf." "Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to you." "I'm your President, that's why." "If you know what's good for you, you'll do what I say." "If you don't like it, you can go to your room." "I've made my decision and you're going to live with it." "No ifs, ands, or buts." "You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something." "I wasn't born yesterday." "What goes around, comes around." "Someday your chickens will come home to roost." "I have a sixth sense--call it intuition, or call it ESP." "Something's wrong, it's to quiet in the kitchen. "What is it about "NO" that you don't understand? "A clear conscience is a soft pillow." "Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being." "Always tell the truth and you'll never have to worry about your memory." "Actions speak louder than words." "Don't do anything you'll regret later." "The ends don't justify the means." "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "If you lie down with dogs, you'll rise up with fleas." "Remember, God is watching everything you do." "And He will tell Santa." View on the job of being President "Being President is a rotten job, but someone has to do it." "A President's work is never done." "I can't get any peace and quiet around here." "Hush, I'm on the telephone." "I don't even have time to go to the bathroom." "All day I make decisions, and this is the thanks I get." A few things would change All toilet seats would be nailed down. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made. Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit". Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks. So what makes women better at being President? Women have strengths that will amaze you. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. Women have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good causes. They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the right schools and for getting their family the right health care. They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for things that make for a better life. They don't take *no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. A woman's touch can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
"You know I have ways to make you talk. "OK, if no one confesses, I'll punish all of you." "The dog did NOT do it." "I'll leave no stone unturned in my search for truth." "OK, who ate all the brownies?" Department of the Enviornment "What a mess. "It should be declared a federal disaster area." "I think I will hang a sign, Condemned by the Justice Department." "I am embarrassed to let anyone see this country." "Don't just sit there, start cleaning." Dealing with Congress "You can't fool me, I'm your President." "Act you age, not your shoe size." "Sorry, that doesn't cut the mustard with me. "This is where I draw the line. "Just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't make it right." "Get down off your high horse." "Don't bite the hand that pays your allowance." "You should know better than that". "When your President talks, you listen!" "Don't you dare talk to your President that way!" "Don't shout, I'm not deaf." "Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to you." "I'm your President, that's why." "If you know what's good for you, you'll do what I say." "If you don't like it, you can go to your room." "I've made my decision and you're going to live with it." "No ifs, ands, or buts." "You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something." "I wasn't born yesterday." "What goes around, comes around." "Someday your chickens will come home to roost." "I have a sixth sense--call it intuition, or call it ESP." "Something's wrong, it's to quiet in the kitchen. "What is it about "NO" that you don't understand? "A clear conscience is a soft pillow." "Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being." "Always tell the truth and you'll never have to worry about your memory." "Actions speak louder than words." "Don't do anything you'll regret later." "The ends don't justify the means." "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "If you lie down with dogs, you'll rise up with fleas." "Remember, God is watching everything you do." "And He will tell Santa." View on the job of being President "Being President is a rotten job, but someone has to do it." "A President's work is never done." "I can't get any peace and quiet around here." "Hush, I'm on the telephone." "I don't even have time to go to the bathroom." "All day I make decisions, and this is the thanks I get." A few things would change All toilet seats would be nailed down. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made. Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit". Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks. So what makes women better at being President? Women have strengths that will amaze you. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. Women have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good causes. They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the right schools and for getting their family the right health care. They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for things that make for a better life. They don't take *no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. A woman's touch can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
"What a mess. "It should be declared a federal disaster area." "I think I will hang a sign, Condemned by the Justice Department." "I am embarrassed to let anyone see this country." "Don't just sit there, start cleaning." Dealing with Congress "You can't fool me, I'm your President." "Act you age, not your shoe size." "Sorry, that doesn't cut the mustard with me. "This is where I draw the line. "Just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't make it right." "Get down off your high horse." "Don't bite the hand that pays your allowance." "You should know better than that". "When your President talks, you listen!" "Don't you dare talk to your President that way!" "Don't shout, I'm not deaf." "Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to you." "I'm your President, that's why." "If you know what's good for you, you'll do what I say." "If you don't like it, you can go to your room." "I've made my decision and you're going to live with it." "No ifs, ands, or buts." "You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something." "I wasn't born yesterday." "What goes around, comes around." "Someday your chickens will come home to roost." "I have a sixth sense--call it intuition, or call it ESP." "Something's wrong, it's to quiet in the kitchen. "What is it about "NO" that you don't understand? "A clear conscience is a soft pillow." "Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being." "Always tell the truth and you'll never have to worry about your memory." "Actions speak louder than words." "Don't do anything you'll regret later." "The ends don't justify the means." "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "If you lie down with dogs, you'll rise up with fleas." "Remember, God is watching everything you do." "And He will tell Santa." View on the job of being President "Being President is a rotten job, but someone has to do it." "A President's work is never done." "I can't get any peace and quiet around here." "Hush, I'm on the telephone." "I don't even have time to go to the bathroom." "All day I make decisions, and this is the thanks I get." A few things would change All toilet seats would be nailed down. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made. Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit". Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks. So what makes women better at being President? Women have strengths that will amaze you. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. Women have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good causes. They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the right schools and for getting their family the right health care. They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for things that make for a better life. They don't take *no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. A woman's touch can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
"You can't fool me, I'm your President." "Act you age, not your shoe size." "Sorry, that doesn't cut the mustard with me. "This is where I draw the line. "Just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't make it right." "Get down off your high horse." "Don't bite the hand that pays your allowance." "You should know better than that". "When your President talks, you listen!" "Don't you dare talk to your President that way!" "Don't shout, I'm not deaf." "Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to you." "I'm your President, that's why." "If you know what's good for you, you'll do what I say." "If you don't like it, you can go to your room." "I've made my decision and you're going to live with it." "No ifs, ands, or buts." "You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something." "I wasn't born yesterday." "What goes around, comes around." "Someday your chickens will come home to roost." "I have a sixth sense--call it intuition, or call it ESP." "Something's wrong, it's to quiet in the kitchen. "What is it about "NO" that you don't understand? "A clear conscience is a soft pillow." "Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being." "Always tell the truth and you'll never have to worry about your memory." "Actions speak louder than words." "Don't do anything you'll regret later." "The ends don't justify the means." "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "If you lie down with dogs, you'll rise up with fleas." "Remember, God is watching everything you do." "And He will tell Santa." View on the job of being President "Being President is a rotten job, but someone has to do it." "A President's work is never done." "I can't get any peace and quiet around here." "Hush, I'm on the telephone." "I don't even have time to go to the bathroom." "All day I make decisions, and this is the thanks I get." A few things would change All toilet seats would be nailed down. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made. Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit". Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks. So what makes women better at being President? Women have strengths that will amaze you. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. Women have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good causes. They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the right schools and for getting their family the right health care. They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for things that make for a better life. They don't take *no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. A woman's touch can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
"Being President is a rotten job, but someone has to do it." "A President's work is never done." "I can't get any peace and quiet around here." "Hush, I'm on the telephone." "I don't even have time to go to the bathroom." "All day I make decisions, and this is the thanks I get." A few things would change All toilet seats would be nailed down. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made. Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit". Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks. So what makes women better at being President? Women have strengths that will amaze you. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. Women have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good causes. They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the right schools and for getting their family the right health care. They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for things that make for a better life. They don't take *no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. A woman's touch can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
All toilet seats would be nailed down. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made. Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit". Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks. So what makes women better at being President? Women have strengths that will amaze you. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. Women have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good causes. They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the right schools and for getting their family the right health care. They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for things that make for a better life. They don't take *no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. A woman's touch can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
Women have strengths that will amaze you. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. Women have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good causes. They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the right schools and for getting their family the right health care. They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for things that make for a better life. They don't take *no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. A woman's touch can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
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