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1. What does a ghost read every day?
2.What's white outside, green inside and hops?
3.Why do cows wear bells ?
4.Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
5.When is a door not a door?
6. How many animals did Moses take on the Ark?
7. What is black and white and red all over?
8. Why did the crab get arrested?
9. What's grey and squirts jelly at you?
10. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
11. What's the best way to make a pair of trousers last?
12. What kind of umbrella does a Russian carry when it's raining?
13. What's purple, 10,000 km long and 12 metres high?
14. When is the vet busiest?
15. What do you call a gorilla wearing ear-muffs?
16. Which months have twenty-eight days?
17. What did the hat say to the scarf?
18. What's round, white and giggles?
19. What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
20. What do you get if you cross a Cocker Spaniel with a Poodle and a rooster?
21. What has green hair and runs through the forest?
22. How does a witch tell the time?
23. What did one wall say to the other wall?
24. Where does a sick horse go?
25. What do you call a happy Lassie?
26. What do you call a skeleton that won't get up in the morning?
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