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Notes about this site

THIS MINI SITE WAS CREATED 13 FEB 98
I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE
THAT THE
INTERNET ADDICTION CLINIC
WAS CHOSEN
PERSONAL PUBLISHER SITE OF THE WEEK
MAR 23 98
AND SECOND PLACE AT
LAUGHIN SITE OF THE MONTH

MAR 98

WELCOME TO THE
INTERNET
ADDICTION CLINIC

OPEN 24 HOURS

COME ON IN AND HAVE A SEAT
THE DOCTOR WILL BE WITH YOU

Open your screen
FULL SIZE
so you will have room to vent

Surgeon General's Report

Chatting has been known to inspire hopes and dreams, but also, consumes mega time and may cause insanity, It can also make the user sit hunched over a computer, staring at the monitor until the wee hours of the morning!

Chatting and surfing the net can cause red bleary eyes, a poor diet, flat behind and the ability to avoid going to the bathroom.

In addition, small children have been known to waste away to nothing, waiting for surfing, chatting parents to notice them.

BEWARE
This could become the Nation's #1 problem

I think you should know that
you are in for a real bad time if you don't get help.

If you have any of the following symptoms you are already headed for

~~BIG TROUBLE~~

  • Your electric bill has tripled in size
  • You had to get an extra phone line so your friends can call
  • When you introduce yourself, you give your screen name.
  • You see something funny and scream, "LoL, LoL."
  • You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
  • Tech support calls YOU for help.
  • You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
  • You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.
  • You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
  • You look at an annoying person off line
    and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
  • You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for 30 minutes.
  • You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
  • You've gone to an unstaffed AOL room to give tech support.
  • You're on the phone and say BRB.
  • You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life.
  • You get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom
  • and decide to just check your mail.
  • Then you realize the sun has come up.

Don't feel alone.
There are many out there just like you!

Come on in.
You don't have to deny it any longer
We may be able to help you.

[Receptionist]

If you are sure you are not addicted
You can go back to:
Pooches
or onward to:
Alice Blue Gown

BUT....
if you see yourself with the above symptoms.....
You need help NOW

Here have a kleenex [TISSUE]

Tell Miss Rhonda all about it.
If you need and want help,
just follow the mouse down
to the old freedom that you used to have.

[MOUSE]

[MOUSE]

[MOUSE]

I know you are a strong person so.....

Whenever you feel that you MUST go to the Web,
bring up this site and let this sign fill your page.

[JUST SAY NO]

If you just can't make it on your own, with sheer will-power
Just follow the mouse again
We will see else we can do for you....

[MOUSE]

[MOUSE]

[MOUSE]

[MOUSE]

Not strong enough to just say "No"???
Here this should help!

Take these Cybertrol Patches. Each one is good
for 24 hours.

[PATCH] [PATCH] [PATCH]
[PATCH] [PATCH] [PATCH]
[PATCH]

There is enough for a week.

Or, if you would rather have this:

[GUM]

If you don't think the patch or gum will work,
come with the mouse again
and I will see what I can do.

[MOUSE]

[MOUSE]

[MOUSE]

Hmmmm....You are really in bad shape!!!

Let me see what I have in the cabinet
that is a little stronger

[CABINET]

Ah ha!
Here take one of these a day.

[MEDS]

Now that should take care of your addiction

HOWEVER,
if that STILL doesn't do the job.......

Come in the next room.......
[DOOR - CLICK HERE]

[MOUSE]



Thanx for the prescription idea, Tunie 8-)
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