"Kitten on the Keys"
by Zes Confrey - 1921

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Notes about this site

This page is dedicated to my Granddaughter's cat,

POUNCER.


Pounce stayed with me for almost a year
and helped me with all my web pages,
so I thot she deserved her own page.
Here she is guarding the computer.
She is going to entertain you with
some of her favorite quotes and poems.

What is a cat

Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
They leave hair everywhere.
They whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
They cuddle up to you and keep you warm on cold nights
CONCLUSION:
They're tiny little women in fur coats.

Quotes

Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.
There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of.
Sir Walter Scott

To gain the friendship of a cat is a difficult thing.
The cat is a philosophical, methodical, quiet animal,
tenacious of its own habits, fond of order and cleanliness,
and does not lightly confer it's friendship.
If you are worthy of it's affection,
a cat will be your friend but never your slave.
He keeps his free will, though he loves,
and he will not do for you what he thinks is unreasonable;
but once he gives himself to you,
it is with such absolute confidence, such fidelity of affection.
Theophile Gautier



A dog is okay on a sunny day
But a cat is where it's at
Paula Scher



A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in a garden.
Robert Southey

God gave man the cat in order that
he might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger
Proverb



No, Heaven will never Heaven be,
unless my cats are there to welcome me.
Anonymous

There is no kitten to little to scratch.
Proverb



No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham Lincoln

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject
to a good many different ailments,
but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia
Joseph Wood Krutch



In a cat's eyes all things belong to cats.
English saying

The smallest feline is a masterpiece
Leonardo Da Vinci



The cat always leaves her mark upon her friends.
Spanish saying

I have noticed that what cats most
appreciate in a human being,
is not the ability to produce food,
which they take for granted--but
his or her entertainment value.
Geoffrey Household



A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double;
the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten
with which the forepart plays.
She does not discover that her tail
belongs to her until you tread upon it.
Henry David Thoreau

Cats make exquisite photographs...
They don't keep bouncing at you to be kissed,
just as you get the lens adjusted
Gladys Taber



Purring would seem to be, in her case,
an automatic safety-valve device
for dealing with happiness overflow
Monica Edwards

Everything that moves, serves to interest and amuse a cat.
He is convinced that nature is busying herself with it's diversion;
he can conceive of no other purpose in the universe.
F.A. Pradis de Moncrif

Poems

Pussy cat, Pussy cat, where have you been.
I've been to London to visit the queen
Pussy cat, Pussy cat, what did you there.
I frightened a little mouse under the chair.



There once were two cats of Kilkenny,
Each thought there was one cat too many;
So they fought and they fit,
And they scratched and they bit,
Till, excepting their nails
And the tips of their tails,
Instead of two cats, there weren't any.



Montague Michael
You're much too fat,
You wicked old, wily old,
Well-fed cat.

All night you sleep
On a cushion of silk,
And twice a day
I bring you milk.

And once in a while,
When you catch a mouse,
You're the proudest person
In all the house.



Well, I guess that was too much for my sweet kitty.

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