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Bungee Jumping in Mexico
Two guys, Ralph and Leroy were bungee-jumping, one day. The Ralph says to Leroy. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."
Leroy thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they will need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.
Leroy says, "Hey, we have a good crowd, let's give the people a demonstration. Ralph, this was your idea, so you go first".
They climb the ladder, Ralph hooks himself up, leans over the side of the platform and off he goes.
He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, Leroy notices that Ralph has some cuts and scratches. Ralph goes down again and bounces back up. This time, Leroy sees that Ralph is bruised and bleeding. Leroy tried to catch him, but misses.
Ralph goes down a third time. This time, when he comes back, he is really messed up - he has a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, Leroy finally catches him. He gets Ralph on the platform and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
"No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'pinata'?"
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