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For Jeffer

REAL BIKERS

Billy Bob was riding his bike on a cold night. He was wearing his jacket with the zipper in the back, so the wind could not get to his chest. To add to his misery, it began to rain. Because of the rain, the road became slick and he slid to a stop in the ditch. The bike went one way and Billy the other.

Bubba saw him go and ran to help, calling 911 in the process.

When the police took Bubba statement, they asked him if Billy was alive when Bubba first got to him.

"Well, Sir", answered Bubba, "he was, till I twisted his neck back".

Sorry Guys and Gals, I just can't resist this one:

Why do bikers prefer harleys?

Because it only has two cylinders, that's as high as they can count.

You know you're a biker when...

The plumber won't come back to replace the heater till you roll those bikes to the other end of the basement & drain the gas out of them so he can weld the pipes.
Sturgis is your dream vacation.

Your best shoes have steel toes.

You quit your job to go to Daytona.

Your idea of jewelry is chains & barbwire

Your best friends are named after animals.

You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.

You have your bike torn apart in your living room.

Taking your girl on a cruise means puttin down the highway.

You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.

Your girl asks you if you can move the bike
so she can watch the t.v. better

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